		var logoOn = false;
		var noNonsense = false;
		var aryMyTraits = new Array("","Thorough","Creative","Accountable","Tenacious","Seasoned","Steadfast","Adaptable","Pretty Nice","Ingenious","Humorous","Flexible","Accurate","Punctual","Precise","Meticulous","Rigorous","Proper","Courteous","Obliging","Congenial","Efficient","Capable","Reliable","Proficient","Dexterous","Clean","Neat","Righteous","Careful","Reputable","Intrepid","Curious","Non-toxic","Odorless","Resilient","Supple","Wise","Experienced","Logical","Committed","Consistent","Coherent","Articulate","Systematic","Rational","Dauntless","Polite","Deliberate","Considerate","Nimble","Prompt","Wacky","Avid","Ambitious","Inspired","Resourceful","Particular","Friendly","Helpful","Scrupulous");
		var lastTrait = 1;
		var tTopY;
		var tTopMove;
		var tUnderY;
		var tUnderMove;
		var tRightX;
		var tRightMove;
		var tLeftX;
		var tLeftMove;
		var tLeftY;
function flashLogo() {
	if (noNonsense==false) {
		if (logoOn) {
			swapImage('home','','img/brenznet.gif',1);
			logoOn = !logoOn;
			setTimeout("flashLogo();",600);
		} else {
			swapImage('home','','img/brenznet_on.gif',1);
			logoOn = !logoOn;
			setTimeout("flashLogo();",300);
		}
	}
}
function showTraits() {
	if (noNonsense==false) {
		if (lastTrait == (aryMyTraits.length)) {
			lastTrait = 1;	
		}
		var rndDirection = Math.round(6*Math.random());
		switch (rndDirection) {
			case 0:
			case 1: 
				traitTop(aryMyTraits[lastTrait]);
				break;
			case 2:
			case 3:
				traitUnder(aryMyTraits[lastTrait]);
				break;
			case 4:
				traitRight(aryMyTraits[lastTrait]);
				break;
			case 5:
			case 6:
				traitLeft(aryMyTraits[lastTrait]);
				break;
			default:
				traitLeft(aryMyTraits[lastTrait]);
				break;
		}
		lastTrait = lastTrait + 1;
	}
}
function traitTop(trait) {
	document.getElementById("tTop").innerHTML = '<div class="finger_left" style="float:left"></div>'+trait;
	document.getElementById("tTop").style.left = "584px";
	document.getElementById("tTop").style.top = "-15px";
	tTopY = -15;
	document.getElementById("tTop").style.visibility = "visible";
	tTopSouth();
}
function tTopSouth() {
	if (tTopY<23) {
		document.getElementById("tTop").style.top = (tTopY+2)+'px';
		clearTimeout(tTopMove);
		tTopMove = setTimeout("tTopSouth();", 30);
		tTopY = tTopY + 2;
	} else {
		setTimeout("document.getElementById('tTop').style.visibility = 'hidden';showTraits();",3000);
	}
}
function traitUnder(trait) {
	document.getElementById("tUnder").innerHTML = '<div class="finger_left" style="float:left"></div>'+trait;
	document.getElementById("tUnder").style.left = "584px";
	document.getElementById("tUnder").style.top = "45px";
	tUnderY = 65;
	document.getElementById("tUnder").style.visibility = "visible";
	tUnderNorth();
}
function tUnderNorth() {
	if (tUnderY>23) {
		document.getElementById("tUnder").style.top = (tUnderY-2)+'px';
		clearTimeout(tUnderMove);
		tUnderMove = setTimeout("tUnderNorth();", 30);
		tUnderY = tUnderY - 2;
	} else {
		setTimeout("document.getElementById('tUnder').style.visibility = 'hidden';showTraits();",3000);
	}
}
function traitRight(trait) {
	document.getElementById("tRight").innerHTML = '<div class="finger_left" style="float:left"></div>'+trait;
	document.getElementById("tRight").style.left = "794px";
	document.getElementById("tRight").style.top = "23px";
	tRightX = 794;
	document.getElementById("tRight").style.visibility = "visible";
	tRightWest();
}
function tRightWest() {
	if (tRightX>584) {
		document.getElementById("tRight").style.left = (tRightX-10)+'px';
		clearTimeout(tRightMove);
		tRightMove = setTimeout("tRightWest();", 10);
		tRightX = tRightX - 10;
	} else {
		setTimeout("document.getElementById('tRight').style.visibility = 'hidden';showTraits();",3000);
	}
}
function traitLeft(trait) {
	document.getElementById("tLeft1").innerHTML = '<div class="finger_right" style="float:right"></div>'+trait;
	document.getElementById("tLeft1").style.left = "5px";
	document.getElementById("tLeft1").style.top = "19px";
	document.getElementById("tLeft1").style.zIndex = "3";
	tLeftX = 5;
	document.getElementById("tLeft1").style.visibility = "visible";
	tLeftEast();
}
function tLeftEast() {
	if (tLeftX<254) {
		document.getElementById("tLeft1").style.left = (tLeftX+5)+'px';
		clearTimeout(tLeftMove);
		tLeftMove = setTimeout("tLeftEast();", 10);
		tLeftX = tLeftX + 5;
	} else {
		setTimeout("traitLeft2();",500);
	}
}
function traitLeft2() {
	if (lastTrait == (aryMyTraits.length)) {
		lastTrait = 1;	
	}
	var left2Trait = aryMyTraits[lastTrait];
	lastTrait = lastTrait + 1;
	document.getElementById("tLeft2").innerHTML = '<div class="finger_right" style="float:right"></div>'+left2Trait;
	document.getElementById("tLeft2").style.left = "255px";
	document.getElementById("tLeft2").style.top = "19px";
	document.getElementById("tLeft2").style.zIndex = "2";
	tLeftY = 20;
	document.getElementById("tLeft2").style.visibility = "visible";
	tLeft2South();
}
function tLeft2South() {
	if (tLeftY<38) {
		document.getElementById("tLeft2").style.top = (tLeftY+1)+'px';
		clearTimeout(tLeftMove);
		tLeftMove = setTimeout("tLeft2South();", 10);
		tLeftY = tLeftY + 1;
	} else {
		setTimeout("traitLeft3();",100);
	}
}
function traitLeft3() {
	if (lastTrait == (aryMyTraits.length)) {
		lastTrait = 1;	
	}
	var left3Trait = aryMyTraits[lastTrait];
	lastTrait = lastTrait + 1;
	document.getElementById("tLeft3").innerHTML = '<div class="finger_right" style="float:right"></div>'+left3Trait;
	document.getElementById("tLeft3").style.left = "255px";
	document.getElementById("tLeft3").style.top = "41px";
	document.getElementById("tLeft3").style.zIndex = "1";
	tLeftY = 41;
	document.getElementById("tLeft3").style.visibility = "visible";
	tLeft3South();
}
function tLeft3South() {
	if (tLeftY<57) {
		document.getElementById("tLeft3").style.top = (tLeftY+1)+'px';
		clearTimeout(tLeftMove);
		tLeftMove = setTimeout("tLeft3South();", 10);
		tLeftY = tLeftY + 1;
	} else {
		setTimeout("document.getElementById('tLeft1').style.visibility = 'hidden';document.getElementById('tLeft2').style.visibility = 'hidden';document.getElementById('tLeft3').style.visibility = 'hidden';showTraits();",4000);
	}
}
function nonSense(position) {
	if (position=="stop") {
		swapImage('home','','img/brenznet.gif',1);
		document.getElementById("chrisbrenz").innerHTML = '<a href="javascript:nonSense(\'start\');">Start the nonsense.</a>';
		document.getElementById("chrisbrenz").style.backgroundColor='#003366';
		document.getElementById("chrisbrenz").style.width = '110px';
		document.getElementById("chrisbrenz").style.height = '7px';
		noNonsense = true;
	} else {
		document.getElementById("chrisbrenz").style.width = '200px';
		document.getElementById("chrisbrenz").style.height = '';
		document.getElementById("chrisbrenz").style.backgroundColor='#ffffff';
		var chrisbrenz;
		chrisbrenz = '<strong>&lt;&lt; my self-portrait</strong><br />';
		chrisbrenz+= 'Yes, that\'s me up here lurking behind the brenz.net logo. ';
		chrisbrenz+= 'Well, me from a coupla\' two-three years ago anyway...<br />';
		chrisbrenz+= '<div id="nonsense">';
		chrisbrenz+= '<a href="javascript:nonSense(\'stop\');">Stop the nonsense.</a>';
		chrisbrenz+= '</div>';
		document.getElementById("chrisbrenz").innerHTML = chrisbrenz;
		noNonsense = false;
		flashLogo();
		showTraits();
	}
}
